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The Sassy Scientist – The Web of Influence

The Sassy Scientist – The Web of Influence

Despite finishing his experiments and writing up his thesis during a pandemic, Markus wants to keep climbing the academic pyramid. Reflecting on some of his choices during his PhD, he now asks:


I didn’t spend anytime building my network during my PhD. Can I get a postdoc?


Dear Markus,

Of course! Academia represents the pursuit of scientific knowledge and the expansion of our collective understanding of The World as a species. Therefore, as science is broadly interested with measuring and predicting objective reality, it doesn’t really matter who you know. All that matters for a postdoc are your scientific breakthroughs during your PhD, your insights, and independent mind. For a successful postdoc application, you ought to be a self-driven individual, with a good base-level of technical skills and eagerness to learn more and grow.

All you need to do in order to get a postdoc position is to apply indiscriminately to all international openings, write tens of pages of novel and breakthrough science proposals, and frantically e-mail heads of institutions to support your application for fellowships. It really doesn’t matter who you know, or who your PhD supervisor knows.

All I am trying to say is that academia is a meritocracy, and things like institutional pedigree, supervisor prestige, conference networking, or endless publications do not really matter, as they don’t speak to your real potential as a scientist. All that matters is your passion for science. Good luck!

Yours truly,

The Sassy Scientist

PS: With a PhD and absolutely no network, you have a better chance of opening a Moon base rather than securing a postdoc…
PSS: Are you really sure you want to do a postdoc?

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I am currently employed at a prestigious research institute (too prestigious for you to know) where I am continuously working with the greatest minds (especially me, myself, and I) to further our understanding of the solid Earth system (even though it is pretty much done: I have demonstrated it all!). Whether it is mantle or lithosphere structure and dynamics, solid Earth rheology parameters, earthquake processes, integrating observations with model predictions or inversions: you have read a paper of mine (and if you haven't, shame on you and get reading!). Even if you are working on a topic I haven’t mentioned here, I still know everything about it. Do you have any problems in your research career? I have already experienced them and have a fix. Do you struggle with your work-life balance? Been there, done that (give me something hard to work on). Nowadays, I have only one hobby: helping you out by answering the most poignant questions in geodynamics, research and life. I am waiting for you right here, so get me something to sassy with!


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