Despite workshops and seminars and conference sessions and Zoom colloquia, of which Geraldine has attended many, one big question remains in geophysics:
What drives plate tectonics?
Nope, there is only one explanation that truly fits the data and passes the common sense test: The Cricetinae Model.
Since this matter is now clearly solved. Please direct invitations for keynote presentations and medal awards here.
The Sassy Scientist.
PS: This blog was written in place of the Sassy Scientist’s seminal lockdown paper. Lockdown has been going a long time, hasn’t it? La-la-la-laaa