Ever wondered how to manage a flurry of projects without losing your sanity? Maggie was curious if the Sassy Scientist could provide some insight into this. So she is asking:
How do I manage to work on multiple projects at a time?
Dear Maggie,
You simply DON’T. Let me debunk this “juggling a gazillion projects is the key to success in academia” myth faster than you can imagine. Attempting to work on multiple projects is like trying to catch two flying squirrels with one hand – entertaining to imagine, but a guaranteed circus act disaster in reality. So, you don’t attempt to do such things.
Yours truly,
The Sassy Scientist
p.s. Be aware of the flying squirrels
p.s. Carry a repellent with you, and don’t hesitate to use it if a multitasking bug approaches you
p.s. If it wasn’t clear, it’s your PI.
I am currently employed at a prestigious research institute (too prestigious for you to know) where I am continuously working with the greatest minds (especially me, myself, and I) to further our understanding of the solid Earth system (even though it is pretty much done: I have demonstrated it all!). Whether it is mantle or lithosphere structure and dynamics, solid Earth rheology parameters, earthquake processes, integrating observations with model predictions or inversions: you have read a paper of mine (and if you haven't, shame on you and get reading!). Even if you are working on a topic I haven’t mentioned here, I still know everything about it. Do you have any problems in your research career? I have already experienced them and have a fix. Do you struggle with your work-life balance? Been there, done that (give me something hard to work on). Nowadays, I have only one hobby: helping
you out by answering the most poignant questions in geodynamics, research and life. I am waiting for you right
here, so get me something to sassy with!
