Q:Why didn’t the geologist want his Christmas dinner?
A: He lost his apatite.
Q: Who did Santa bring along to perform at the Earth Sciences Christmas party?
A: Elf-is Presley!
Q: What is Father Christmas’s favourite element?
A: Holmium (Ho Ho Ho!)
Q: What happened to Rudolph when he accidentally ate clay?
A: He got illite.
Q: Why are advent calendars like the dinosaurs?
A: Because their days were numbered!
Q: Why aren’t there any single geologists at Christmas parties?
A: They will date anything!
Merry Christmas from Team BaR! See you in 2014.
P.S If you thought these were bad, have a look at last year’s!